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Friendly:

“Hi, I’m new here, can you show me around?”
“Uh… I think I’m lost.”
“Wow, those are some awesome threads!”
“Don’t mind me, I just like making new friends!”
“Oh dear, do you need help?”
“You look like you could use a hand.”
“You look a little lost, can I be of assistance?”
“Let me know if you need anything.”

Rude:

“Watch where you’re going.”
“Oops, did I do that?.. Oh well.”
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
“Get lost, would ya?”
“I don’t have time to play tour guide.”
“Thankfully, it’s not my job to help you.”
“Surely, you have better things you could be doing right now.”
“What did I do to deserve this?”
“It’d be great if you could shut the hell up.”

Dramatic:

“Wait! Stop!”
“Don’t let them find us.”
“I don’t wanna be left alone.”
“You need to leave. Now.”
“Get out of the way!”
“Are you dead?”
“Hurry! Run!”

Flirty:

“Can I skip dinner and go right for dessert?”
“Do you want to move this conversation someplace more private?”
“I can’t help but wonder what noises you make in bed.”
“I think I just found the most beautiful girl in Japan.”
“I saw that. You just checked me out.”
“Well, there goes my boxers/panties.”
“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
“Hey there, Foxy Mama.”
“Huh? Oh yeah, this view is nice.”
“How about we go back to my place? I’ve got board games.”
“All you have to do is say, "yes.”
“I hear you’re well-endowed. Mind if I see for myself?”
“How about a couple of drinks?”
“What would it take to have your head between my legs?”

Romantic:

“Wow, your eyes are the most beautiful, that I’ve ever seen.”
“I’ve been enchanted by your amazing voice.”
“Ah, I’m sorry, I could have sworn you were an angel.”
“Am I dreaming, or do you really exist?”
“I wasn’t aware that Goddesses/Gods existed.”
“No flower or scenery can compare to your beauty.”

Enemy:

“At long last! I’ve finally found you! Now I can kill you!”
“What an ugly mug, it’s a good thing I won’t have to see you for long.”
“How would you like to be full of holes?”
“You know, I think your head looks better detached from your body. ”
“I will make you experience unimaginable pain.”
“Beg all you want, but your fate is going to end the same way.”
“If it’s a fight you want, it’s a fight you’ll get.”
“You make one move, you’ll be dead before you hit the ground.”
“Make no mistake, I will shoot you.”
“Game’s over.”
“Looks like your time is up.”

Unemotional:

“Love is illogical, it means nothing to me.”
“The more you cry, the more reasons I find to leave your pathetic being.”
“Do not touch me, I don’t require affection from anyone.”
“Why are you hugging me?”
“He’s dead, let’s move on.”
“Why is family so important to you?”
“I don’t really care about your problems, honestly.”
“Are we done here? You’re putting me to sleep.”
“Quit your whining, you’re giving me a headache.”
“Your tone suggests I’m supposed to care.”

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