”One of the Harbor Town Hog Monkeys—I think.
His mother is unfortunately a valued client,
so I was forced to go on a date with him.”

“Yikes. Sorry. Don’t you hate it when that
happens? Like they lord it over you that
they’re a valued business partner and then
have you do ridiculous things like date their
sons or basically act as arm candy. That’s
always bugged me, at least.”